朋友圈搞笑句子，風趣幽默，看完讓人開懷大笑

好想出去走走 想把自己走丟 但是又怕沒人撿。

I really want to go out and lose myself， but I‘m afraid no one will pick it up。

冰凍三尺非一日之寒 小腹三層非一日之饞

Rome wasn’t built in a day

別人賭氣不吃飯，我一賭氣吃兩碗。

Others don‘t eat in anger。 I eat two bowls in anger

錢確實是身外之物 都在別人兜裡 不在我身上。

Money is really an external thing。 It’s all in others‘ pockets， not on me。

我也想談戀愛啊，可是睡醒要上班，下班了要睡覺。

I also want to fall in love， but I have to go to work when I wake up and sleep after work。

為了搞清楚我昨晚為什麼失眠，今晚又失眠了………

In order to find out why I lost sleep last night， I lost sleep again tonight

我不能談戀愛，我自己一點點錢，我想自己用

I can’t fall in love。 I have a little money myself。 I want to use it myself

能不能別秀你老公了，看著怪喜歡的。

Can you stop showing your husband？ He looks very fond

臭寶你做的飯真好，鹽炒得不錯，有淡淡的菜味。

Smelly treasure， your cooking is very good。 The salt fried is very good。 It has a faint flavor。

從來不看老公手機，因為怕他說：我也看看你的。

Never look at my husband‘s mobile phone， because I’m afraid he‘ll say： I’ll look at yours， too。

今天心情好 只說四句話 包括前兩句 說完了。

I‘m in a good mood today。 I only said four sentences， including the first two。

世上沒有不透風的牆，只要還有聯絡，總有一天會被發現的

There is no airtight wall in the world。 As long as there is contact， it will be found one day

天下沒有不透風的牆，隔壁飯菜真香

There is no airtight wall in the world。 The food next door is really delicious

小時候最喜歡玩捉迷藏，別人藏好了，我回家吃飯了。

When I was a child， I liked playing hide and seek best。 When others hid it， I went home for dinner。

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