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皮一下時發的可愛句子,風趣幽默,專治不開心

由 小宏君 發表于 娛樂2022-06-28
簡介In order to prevent spending money in the next month, the only way is to keep a clean slate this month and keep a health

retarded是什麼意思

我的錢不是大風颳來的,但卻好像是被大風颳走的。

My money didn‘t come from the strong wind, but it seemed that it was blown away by the wind。

我長得這麼美,完全歸功於我這張能說會道的嘴。

I owe all my beauty to my eloquent mouth。

皮一下時發的可愛句子,風趣幽默,專治不開心

等你上廁所沒紙時,我就在門口拿著紙,問你愛不愛我。

When you have no paper in the toilet, I will take the paper at the door and ask if you love me。

你在嗎,在我就放心了,最近有人在拐賣弱智兒童,我怕你出事。

Are you there? I’m at ease。 Recently, someone is abducting and selling mentally retarded children。 I‘m afraid you’ll have an accident。

朋友們你們好,不好也沒關係,反正我很好。

Hello, friends。 It doesn‘t matter if it’s not good。 I‘m fine anyway。

皮一下時發的可愛句子,風趣幽默,專治不開心

你來不來我家吃飯,我準備了鶴頂紅,很下飯。

Do you want to come to my house for dinner? I have prepared hedinghong, which is very delicious。

暗戀的人沒有,想暗殺的人有一大推。

There is no secret love, but there is a big push for those who want to assassinate。

皮一下時發的可愛句子,風趣幽默,專治不開心

對自己好一點,是我的問題就讓物件來承擔。

Be good to yourself。 It’s my problem to let the object take the responsibility。

時間告訴我們,無理取鬧的年紀已經過去,現在是我們開始裝逼的時候。

Time tells us that the age of making trouble is over。 Now is the time for us to pretend to be forced。

皮一下時發的可愛句子,風趣幽默,專治不開心

為了防止下個月亂花錢,唯一的辦法就是,這個月就兩袖清風,一生正氣。

In order to prevent spending money in the next month, the only way is to keep a clean slate this month and keep a healthy life。

充話費時,我才感覺到我的話這麼值錢,一字千金。

When the call cost, I felt that my words were so valuable。

皮一下時發的可愛句子,風趣幽默,專治不開心

要保持一個好心態,想開點,最起碼現在頭髮還沒有掉光。

To maintain a good attitude, want to open up, at least now the hair has not lost all。

經常跟你聊天,只是為了偷你的表情包。

I often chat with you just to steal your expression bag。

只要你要,只要我有,不管是什麼,我都不會給你。

As long as you want, as long as I have, whatever it is, I will not give it to you。

皮一下時發的可愛句子,風趣幽默,專治不開心

隱形富豪的意思就是找不到錢去哪裡了。

Invisible rich means you can‘t find where the money goes。

如果不能一夜暴富,兩夜也行,實在不行,一個月我也能接受。

If you can’t get rich overnight, two nights is OK。 I can accept it in a month。

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