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今天想通了一個道理，有些道理就是想不通。

Today， I figured out a truth， some of which just can‘t be figured out。

別人：今日事，今日畢。我：今日事，今日避。

Others：Never leave today’s work for tomorrow。

Me：Do nothing today。

為什麼你們做夢都五彩斑斕的？我昨晚做夢打算開個飯店，然後辦了一宿的營業執照。

Why do you all dream colorful？ I dreamed of opening a restaurant last night， then I got a passport overnight。

我不敢把房間打掃得太乾淨，我怕打掃太乾淨，房間裡唯一的垃圾就只剩我了。

I dare not clean the room too clean， otherwise the only garbage is me

朋友收到一束花，跟我得瑟半天，笑死，花而已，我自己墳頭也會長。

My friend received a bouquet of flowers， showing off to me for a long time， I thought to myself， it‘s just a flower， and my grave will grow。

有人問我面板太黑是什麼感覺，比如白雲是天上的奶蓋，我就是那底下的珍珠。

Some people ask me what it feels like to have too dark skin。For example， the white clouds are the milk cover in the sky， and I am the pearl under it。

夏天蚊子逮著我咬，秋天蚊子也逮著我咬，我就想問一句，它不怕營養不良嗎？

Mosquitoes bite me in summer and autumn， and I just want to ask it，Aren’t you afraid of malnutrition？

每個早起的清晨，都會羨慕壓在五指山下的孫悟空，能五百年不用起床。

Every morning when I need to get up early， I will envy the Monkey King pressed under the Five Fingers Mountain，Because it can be 500 years without getting up

一天，麋鹿它迷路了，然後它就打電話給長頸鹿說：“歪，我迷路啦！”然後長頸鹿在電話另一頭說到：“歪！我長頸鹿啦！”

One day， the elk got lost， and then he called the giraffe and said：“I‘m lost。”Then the giraffe said on the other end of the phone， “I’m a giraffe！”

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