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看了會心情好的搞笑簽名

道理我都懂，可是聽到別人喊美女的時候還是忍不住要回頭。

I know the truth， but I can‘t help looking back when I hear others calling for beautiful women。

真正可怕的不是對牛彈琴，是牛一直在對你彈琴。

What’s really terrible is not to play the piano to a cow， but to play the piano to you all the time。

給你講個故事：一隻豬在講故事！另一隻豬笑了。

Let me tell you a story： one pig is telling a story！ The other pig laughs。

為了不讓兒子成為一個富二代，被人詬病和另眼相看，我窮一點也就窮一點吧。

In order to prevent my son from becoming a rich second generation and being criticized and treated differently， I will be poorer if I am poorer。

承諾就像女人說要減肥一樣，經常說卻很難做到，一切都是假的話。

Commitment is like a woman who says she wants to lose weight。 It‘s often said but hard to do。 Everything is false。

現在男生太壞了，比女生白，比女生高，比女生漂亮，還和女生搶男朋友。

Now boys are too bad。 They are whiter than girls， taller than girls， more beautiful than girls， and compete with girls for boyfriends。

你說我窮，我笑了，點了支菸，在門口坐了一夜，究竟是誰走漏了風聲。

You said I was poor。 I laughed， lit a cigarette and sat at the door all night。 Who leaked the news。

前幾天一異性朋友問我借了一百塊錢，之後就經常給我打電話，昨天忽然說喜歡我，好害怕，她是不是不想還我錢啊！

A few days ago， a friend of the opposite sex asked me if I had borrowed 100 yuan。 After that， she often called me。 Yesterday， she suddenly said that she liked me。 She was so scared。 Did she not want to pay me back！

剪完頭理髮師問怎麼樣，我沉默了一會兒對他說了句：你開心就好。

After the haircut， the barber asked me how it was。 I was silent for a while and said to him： just be happy。

非誠勿擾女嘉賓再牛也就滅一個男生的燈，男生宿舍樓下阿姨能滅一整樓的。

If you are the one， the girl will turn off a boy’s lamp again。 The aunt downstairs of the boy‘s dormitory can turn off the whole floor。

每一名同學都有個一天之內寫完作業的神技，但只能在假期的最後一天爆發。

Every student has a magic skill to finish his homework in one day， but it can only break out on the last day of the holiday。

做事一定要考慮別人的感受，千萬別讓他們太開心了。

Do things must consider the feelings of others， do not let them too happy。

此次起床共用了5分鐘，你已擊敗了全國88%學生，寢室還有一位同學起床失敗，正在重起，隔壁宿舍全部宕機！

It took five minutes to get up this time。 You have defeated 88% of the students in the country。 Another student in the dormitory failed to get up and is now restarting。 All the dormitories next door crash！

最好的朋友永遠都是錢包，它一瘦，我們就無比心疼。

The best friend is always a purse。 As soon as it is thin， we feel very sad。

我找物件只有一個要求：能跟我其他物件和睦相處。

I only want to get along with other people。

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